me at work, talking to americans:

Me: Great so I'll reserve that for you, can I just have your postal code?

Caller: My what?

Me: Postal Code.

Caller: ....

Caller: You mean zip code. What are you, god damned british?

Me: ....

Me: Thank you, sir.

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amanofletters said: I love how that he had to add “Goddamned” to “British”, just for that extra dash of stupid.
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