Mind the Gap
21. Canadian. Artist. Improviser. Traveller.
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stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat


parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.




ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian





i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

how even does the rest of the world remember this

"never eat shredded wheat" rhymes better. (that’s the british version afaik.)

American here and I heard “never eat shredded wheat” growing up.

Canada reporting: never eat shredded wheat

Job interview in the city tomorrow. Yikes.


You're my mission.

"They had me rigged on this thing where I’m holding onto handles on his shoulder with my legs wrapped around his neck. He’s kinda trying to throw me off and I’m on top of him and it was so many hours of me, riding him like a mechanical bull.” 

"And we’re looking over at the producers and we’re like, ‘are you happy now? Do we have enough footage?’ and they’re like, ‘looks great on camera!" - (x)